Where's my System of a Down reference?

I worked the census the last time & there were a few households that did not want to give me their information. I'd imagine there will be many more this time. In fact, I may refuse to offer my information simply because I can't stands Herr Drumpf!

the politics of greed....I'm glad her family lost all their money in the Russian Revolution..........and if they were shot, like the Romanovs, all the better.........

See it's TRUE. There is a war on Christmas. John is trying to silence the TRUE meaning of Christmas. BTW, FUCK Christmas

"It's a nice gun I'll give you that but the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever."

Why is this video interlaced?

There is so much misinformation in this episode. Just parroting the CDC’s incorrect media sound bites. Certainly not informed journalism as it should be.

wow, Christmas is really coming back. A time for riots and mayham. Happy Saturnilia everybody

I am Catholic. I am also against illegal abortion, the same way I think alcohol, divorce, and gambling have to be legal, not because they are good, but because they become much worse illegal. Okay, so there is a Knights of Columbus group affiliated with my church. They seem like very kind, well-meaning sorts, so one would think maybe they would run a shelter or soup kitchen for homeless men? Maybe a halfway house for veterans who are also recovering addicts? A home for boys who age out of foster care with nowhere to go? Nope, these exclusively MEN run a crisis pregnancy center (I'm sure with some help from their wives, what girl is going to open up to a sixty-year-old man?). And they run a corny "baby bottle campaign" handing out cheap baby bottles to be filled with cash and checks and returned each October. Which I can no longer in good conscience contribute to, but I still take a bottle (and pitch it) because I really don't want to try to explain my position to an elderly guy wearing a goofy hat while everyone tries to crowd past me out the door. Bleah.

I forgot and almost stepped foot into the depths of Hoboken. I saw six people with hats on, hightailed it down 14th street to King’s bought a tin of beans and box of pasta and caught the bus back up the hill to Weehawken. I have zero tolerance for idiots who drink too much.

That penguin probably had a heart attack.

John Oliver works literally one hour per week, but takes two months off for Xmas/New Years? Those Webby's have gone to your head, John!

Never sign a contract with a santa clause.

America is clearly not a moral example to the world...!!! America used to be great, now most citizens are Fat, Racist, Drugged, Religious Imbeciles with Guns shooting each other while a billionaire sex pervert President gives tax breaks to the wealthy. No wonder narcissists like the Koch brother that just died had $58,000,000,000. Now the rest of the family who are worth about the same each - going to tear each other’s throats to get that money...!!! For what...??? To die with $60,000,000,000 in the bank while children die...!!!

16:44 Just a reminder that Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh went to Yale

Fuck amazon/Google /Facebook getting tax breaks etc... THEY DONT PAY A FUCKING PENNY IN TAXES..... yet grandma and little jonny boy at college are both being taxed and billed to within a breadth of being homeless and penniless. Go fuckin figure.

I worked security at the Hard Rock Seattle last year during Santa con. Oh BOY did we have issues! Santas were throwing glasses off the rooftop terrace at people on the street, Several fights broke out both inside and outside our location, The restaurant was so overcrowded with santas that no one could move in the common areas, We had to shut the doors to keep more from coming in, as we were about 300 past out max capacity. We found several puddles of vomit inside the restaurant and police were called four times because santas were attacking our staff out of frustration at not being served alcohol. It was that day I vowed to never volunteer to work a christmas event again for the rest of my life.

The fact that it took 21 years for someone to address the obvious. Events like this especially with alcohol shouldn't be a thing. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Probably costed more for the alcohol and damages than what was raised 🤦‍♀️

I am from India and I was a kid when this scandal or whatever this thing is, happened and my father used to say, "iss bacchi ko kyu pareshan kar rahe hain, yeh Clinton ko koi kuch kyu nai keh raha?" which translates to "Why are they torturing this little girl, Why is no one noticing Clinton?" Now after so many years I feel if my dad could see that you were a little girl why so many people in US couldn't see that?

2:15 why is the audience cheering for that? 😒

13:55

13:48 - That’s OK, as long as inhuman narcissists like the Koch brother that just died... had $58,000,000,000... humans are sick...!!! Just love the way the 1% Rapes and steals from the rest 99%. There has to be a revolution at some point...!!!

The best quote ever: "What does he mean when he says words?"

Revisiting this at the news of Caroll Spinney (the puppeteer for both Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch) passing away yesterday. The man's goodness was immeasureable, and he will be greatly missed.

Well there goes my plans for JesusCon.

anyone else read SatanCon three times, before getting the title right?

Shelly was last seen working in a 7/11 on the outskirts of Topeka.

The pasta is outraged

W.T.F how is this being allowed to happen in a so called democratic an civilized society! It's fucking unbelievable!!

Lmao “I don’t want to worry about my kid taking a drug”, I go to a Catholic Private ‘college prep’ high school and the admin just add tuition every time kids fail drug tests, or if the kid knows people on the board, face no punishment. The drug problem is worse than the school nearby where the word “hills” in the name is commonly replaced with “pills”.

I understand why people feel upset. But you have to understand that these kids arnt working because they are forced to but because they need to. In many cases it's far better than the alternative like prostitution or selling drugs and in almost all cases the pay while low to us is much higher than the average in the county they work in. Still the conditions are quite horrible

I love how father's get an MLB chuckle-mention while we expound on the difficulty of being without a doubt the most liberated and self-determining group of women to ever live

*FEBRUARY?!?* NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!

There should be a line for everyone, and not sixty years long, either. Maybe ten years, max. Like becoming a lawyer, doctor, or priest.

How have I never heard of Santa Con until now?!

They really are cousins, I googled it

It's actually a pretty brilliant way to act in an anonymous fashion publicly.

A-Kudos indeed!!

I'd recommend anyone read the book "It Can't Happen Here" by Sinclair Lewis. It's old, but somehow more timely than ever. And don't ANY of you DARE to act surprised when Trump suspends elections in 2020 "until their integrity can be guaranteed."

I am whacking this now, remembering when the Canadian immigration sight crashed, the day Trump was elected.

I've watched a lot of John Oliver's segments but I really think he was being a d0uche and making too much light of these serious violations against the people featured here. This is absolutey discusting and I'm sure it's gottenw worse since 2015 and expanded across more cities. How is this not a violation on these people's Constitutional Rights of no cruel and unusual punishment?

Meanwhile, nuclear power is the ONLY power source that complete accounts for all of its waste. Nuclear power has the lowest death rate per kilowatt hour of any other power source (yes, including soak and wind). We don’t need to store it, we need to recycle it with fourth generation nuclear power plants. As climate scientist James Hansen said, it would mean that we wouldn’t have to mine uranium again for 1,000 years.

Many conservatives think Donald will be martyr if he gets impeached. Is that true? Fox News says that.

John if you really worked out (which you sort of do as you do work out of an HBO studio) you should know that the proper way to show off the flex and be confident about nailing it only requires one sentence and two gestures. "The beach is over there, and the waves are this high." Punctuated by an authoritative outward nasal snort while looking as blaze' as possible. If you have the muscle mass when it comes to narrative, less is way more. (also kissing your own bicep in an offhand way after "over there" is wholly appropriate.)

Poor John Oliver, having to wait until February to comment on the impending shitstorm over DC

Aw, I was kinda hoping that Birdy was that guy who wrote a book and forces the entire country to read it and teach it in schools that can't tell the difference between boys and girls and is himself just a tremendously ignorant, stupid person. That must be another authoritarian dictator. Also, Guinness? I thought you guys were about world records? Would it help if Mr. Oliver fucked a horse?

People pay to see this shit?

Do you think Trump goes to a place to get his haircut or like it’s home visits you know And the barber does his hair the way likes it and Trump talks about his problems being a president and with Melania and the barber gives his advice as best as he can because he’s a barber

IK we like to tease john oliver but this video got me through highschool thank you john oliver

"Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium" 😂 When i heard vestibule...

So I'm going through my library and I realize that one of my music playlist is missing I cannot believe it is gone do you know how long it took me to find these songs and now they don't exist ask Google what happened I have three playlist that have names for them and the third one is missing this is not right something I work very hard for looking up these songs every single moment and they just disappear on me where do you get off taking off my playlist from my library I want to take this to a higher power

People of color and colored people are the same thing

Hail 🏴💙🐧

Santa Brawl!!! LMFAO.

Euphoria is a fucking stupid show, they dramatize things obviously but the whole premise is the characters are annoying and do dumb shit and they try to make it look cool as possible, not all young people are that dumb and the drug scenes are weird and cringey

New England puritans tried to suppress Christmas b/c it brought out drunken revelers, kind of like New Years, except that mobs would gather on a rich guy's lawn and maybe bust a few windows & pull up the shrubbery if Mr. Moneybags wouldn't supply any grog & vittles.

thatcher in the rye...that was a nice touch XD

You ruined Saint Patrick's Day, you you ruined Santa, I hope your proud America...

Kinda fucked up that you didn’t cover the U.K. elections, then again, I have a feeling you’d advocate for the “Lib-Dems” to win (even though their party is utter shite) and you’d

Oh hey, neat to be watching this video in 2019 now that Russia has been banned for continuing their doping scandals!

Next time please sync up the rhythm of the music with the pacing of your (wholly legitimate) diatribe... "Jingle Bells" was a little distracting from an otherwise amusing parody.

Trumps an idiot what does that say about his followers?

If only i could buy my own debt for pennies on the dollar and forgive myself.

*TRUMP IS A SHITHOLE*

Justin is my Canadian crush

As an American and someone who is amazing at shifting blame all I hear is that John Oliver is responsible for persecution of homosexuals twice

Sounds like the Buddhist version of, "I am the Gatekeeper," and "I am the Keymaster."

Just to confirm like John Oliver I am English and I can tell you about Edward Snowdon. It's your country people

7:55 This is how Modern Warfare should be, and maybe I'd care to play CoD again, lol.

Atlanta will never give up SantaCon

I....I love you.

I wonder if that smackdown by Biden hit Giuliani so hard, he was willing to follow a bunk conspiracy theory and convince POTUS to follow along just for some payback.

Weird hands

The way he held his hands up when he said "the business Judy Dench" had me thinking immediately that he was flipping someone off, (the way his thumb was stretched out with only one other finger showing) makes me think that someone else came up with that joke and he's a bit upset that it was probably true. The quality of the deceptive"fuck you" hearkens back to Pom Wonderful's absolutely brilliant response letter and gift to John. (look it up cause I ain't linking it,.) Just know that it's the reason I first tried Pom Wonderful. I don't give two shits about any claims the company makes about their product, but I can't seem to stop drinking it. Mainly cause it's like eating a pomegranate without having to fuck with the seeds (joy) it tastes better than OJ (oranges not Orenthal) and there's no real reason of value to stop. Though be warned more than two bottles a day (of the original. not the "cocktail") and you will be shitting violently yet not be bothered because to the originator of said shit stream it's smells fantastic. To the rest of the household, not so much. It's also the perfect replacement for grenadine and at least for myself, like orange juice, when I drink it, it's odd cause I can actually feel the vitamin or mineral rush. Kale's never done that for me, nor wheat grass. Considering all the hype we hear about those two things one would think you should feel the health benefits as you drink it. Either that or those two things give me a dopamine rush that I've only felt from those two things so far. (BTW mixed together with OJ, yoghurt and ice in a blender a PomOJuice smoothie is like the moment just before smoking after sex. For me at least, and I'm not a health food nut by any means. I just like a good high, and this one's 100% legal and feels like it shouldn't be)

Please! It's "Duanes Reade"

pasta says: why are you gay?

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Silence blanking and ghosting is what the weak do/use to not face the truth of the fact that they are flawed cunty cowardly weak excuses for human beings

Corruption is more sinister when bow ties are involved....

You know, when every living president refuses to do SHIT for you, that's 4 living people who held your job and are saying "You suck".

I never knew about santacon. Now I will go to Santacon without a doubt

I wonder when he will do one of these on socialism... Oh wait he's to busy trying to make it a thing again 😂

Today, i Vicapolis from the NEW Vica World Records approve this as the Largest Cake Ever Made!!! Rounding exactly 600sq ft Congrats to John Oliver and his team of Last Week Tonight PS: I need sponsors to make it official since Guinness is going to shyts the spot will be empty soon LMFAO😁😉

Now end of 2019, and it's still going to be there...

Honestly, from the heart -- Fuck you Bob, you're some of the worst trash society has to offer.

Scrooge had a point.

Classic J.O. - so funny!

can't wait for all of the mutant santa clones to rampage through the streets of new york and turn horrified onlookers into peppermint!

What better way to keep the drugee Mexicans from crossing illegally.

i swear to god the number of times if used these videos to get through college and high school papers is bad. thank you for helping me pass :)

Here because of the recent epidemic of measles in Samoa... because there's nothing I can do but I just need to feel like there is

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! FUCK U GUINNESS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! UP YOURS ASSHOLES PUTOS!!!!!!!!

See you next February??! Omg Johnny.

send it here to WI where it belongs.

I worked for several years in a year round costuming store. FUCK SANTACON WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY! The SantaCon customers were consistently some of the grossest, rudest, most obnoxious, filthiest pieces of shit on the planet. These bastards would buy a cheap-ass costume, wear it to the con, spill beer on it, vomit on it, roll in trash and then get pissed off at us employees when they try to return it and we tell them to sod off.

Happy Holidays!

How's this show have better mixing for music than SNL?? Lol.

Being gangraped at 4 and never being taken seriously by my family, school and friends, I feel strongly about breathing in helium sometimes. It's really a bad time in history for having those issues, some actually tell me to stop 'playing the victim', as if I'm playing at anything. I usually ask them if they would like me to make them a 'victim' for insulting me. Silence, ignorant silence follows, while these are the ones making all the noise in the world the rest of the day. YT is full of it. Let the hate come, just make sure you read my name first, that's the 'warning'.

Finally a comment section that doesn't reference Weinstein or trump

4:19 Struck by a lightning and bitten by a shark at the same time. Hum.......so far I hear more about lottery winners than people getting hit by a lightning while being bitten by a shark.....

At least he is honest. The cornerstone of his ideology is shame and outrage. Not much else.