I sexually identify as an oven mitt
I sexually identify as an oven mitt

Have you seen my balls?

Hace 2 minutos
Imran Batcha
Imran Batcha

I owe this channel 10$

Hace 11 minutos
Akash Jain
Akash Jain

House's evaluation of Cameron was perfect. Bull's eye 👌

Hace 19 minutos
HellFox
HellFox

Wrong season on title , few bloopers put multiple times in the video, great job!

Hace 30 minutos
Argil .M
Argil .M

Is she the woman who played as GDI command center ( the one who used to brief you before the mission start) in Command and Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars?

Hace un hora
Moustafa Kamal
Moustafa Kamal

Breaks an entire wall in cuddy's house But Decides to walk out the door Thats house for ya

Hace 2 horas
Alex Ho
Alex Ho

disney, I have someone for you to cast jabba the hut with!

Hace 2 horas
xxanabananaxx
xxanabananaxx

I can't believe he even *uttered* the words

Hace 3 horas
Michal Valta
Michal Valta

That's very accurate. :D Vegans are fucking fanatics.

Hace 3 horas
Bappo Jujubes
Bappo Jujubes

Reminds me of Jim Carrey's Liar liar scene

Hace 3 horas
Johnathon Curatolo
Johnathon Curatolo

Mary Lightly?!

Hace 4 horas
Letha Brooks
Letha Brooks

"If you live by the river, I have a bag!" 😂

Hace 4 horas
Mile High Jedi
Mile High Jedi

Listen to her motivations, she's not a psychopath, she's just the average western woman.

Hace 4 horas
The Unknown
The Unknown

"I find your strong attachment to working democracy to be extremly sexy" Damn gotta use that sometime

Hace 4 horas
Vivek Subramanian
Vivek Subramanian

I thought it'd be Lupus

Hace 4 horas
King of Spite
King of Spite

Like he wouldn't hear about that 10 minutes after it happened, anyway.

Hace 5 horas
Green Ghouls
Green Ghouls

His mom looks younger than he is.

Hace 5 horas
Elaine D
Elaine D

serenade

Hace 5 horas
Dino Nuggets
Dino Nuggets

Wilson making the same mistake twice lol

Hace 5 horas
Pyro killer
Pyro killer

Anyone notice houses collar tuck in for a second when there outside and then untuck

Hace 6 horas
Tia Forever
Tia Forever

Is it Lupus?

Hace 6 horas
Jade Welsh
Jade Welsh

I only watch Chicago med not house

Hace 6 horas
Zenon Ingalunda
Zenon Ingalunda

0:19 Oh Lord! I thought I was weird, and I may have some problems with my patients about that once I finish the medical school program I am in ... til I saw Dr. House pull out a fork from his coat pocket ... Thank you for brightening my day. I know I definitely will be a less weirder doctor, God Willing. 😂.

Hace 6 horas
adverteasing
adverteasing

"What is a masseur?"

Hace 6 horas
Bella Impundu
Bella Impundu

it’s lupus

Hace 7 horas
Julian W. Taylor
Julian W. Taylor

♥️☹️

Hace 7 horas
DuncanAndFriends Pranks
DuncanAndFriends Pranks

"Hey! don't touch his eye!" This is an Appendectomy... ...."Like I said, don't touch his eye."

Hace 7 horas
Mikey Fern 2.0
Mikey Fern 2.0

House isolates himself as former Norco addict I've been there this parts gets to me he calls his mom and dad you don't mix booze with painkillers I'm currently take Soma for 3 years plus 19 year battle of benzodiazepine

Hace 7 horas
Deserve Not Desire
Deserve Not Desire

Funny, i was expecting him to punch house, but this works too, he i respect the man so much.

Hace 7 horas
Kai Suzuran
Kai Suzuran

Imagine is it in real life..we all already die bcoz one particular stupid enough man to do such things when handling a PLAGUE..demmit

Hace 7 horas
Jacob Buchanan
Jacob Buchanan

Drop F's in chat boys

Hace 7 horas
Eugene Marshall
Eugene Marshall

This self-crucified idiot must have a big rusty nail in his brainless head.

Hace 7 horas
Avinash Santhosh
Avinash Santhosh

Bleeding in😂😅😅

Hace 7 horas
adverteasing
adverteasing

You givez me da prezentzzz.

Hace 7 horas
Avinash Santhosh
Avinash Santhosh

House has daddy problem to😂😅

Hace 7 horas
Phuubz
Phuubz

“you really think you can kill another human being without any consequence to yourself?” a 9:32

Hace 7 horas
Deadgym
Deadgym

The parents of the child must have very good contacts to make him appear on TV. What an awful actor.

Hace 7 horas
Fleshay Peace
Fleshay Peace

Sooooo...No airlock?

Hace 8 horas
Germanator _
Germanator _

Man, they missed the perfect opportunity to call this episode "King of Pain". Smh my head.

Hace 8 horas
Meredith-Ann Condon
Meredith-Ann Condon

Would have pressed charges. It doesn't matter what the nurse was experiencing (cuz strokes fucking suck in my grandma's opinion), but the baby could have died. And literally no one could think of the other nurse to question? This episode makes zero sense

Hace 8 horas
Deserve Not Desire
Deserve Not Desire

_6:05__ Glad i was not the only one, Chase._

Hace 8 horas
donny bravo
donny bravo

when i said this to a short girl, she pepper sprayed me then called the police and said i raped her, now im typing this from my jail cell

Hace 8 horas
Sil H
Sil H

Then Rachel shows up to stop the wedding!!

Hace 8 horas
Hamza Jassar
Hamza Jassar

His own... House

Hace 9 horas
Rhyperior Ranger
Rhyperior Ranger

She’s definitely sexy enough to be a psychopath

Hace 9 horas
Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

Dang she looks hot that dress

Hace 9 horas
Haxwell Eddison
Haxwell Eddison

House is basically a hop, skip and a jump away from Dexter.

Hace 9 horas
BefreeFPV
BefreeFPV

I love this guy😂😂😂

Hace 9 horas
green circle
green circle

Did she go have animal sex with him after this yes or not?

Hace 9 horas
Haizel Dawn
Haizel Dawn

baracooda, wrong spelling & the wrong time! haha. im so good at that. 😉

Hace 9 horas
Roxxanne Williams
Roxxanne Williams

Damn!!! I thought she love me dwl oops

Hace 9 horas
Tobias Lopez muniz
Tobias Lopez muniz

Bruh when i was six i was already falling in love like what the hell

Hace 9 horas
David Stebbing
David Stebbing

A God shaped hole is hard to fill.

Hace 9 horas
SocialStinks
SocialStinks

does anyone just find psychopaths really cringe?

Hace 10 horas
Diego Peralta Durand
Diego Peralta Durand

WUUUUUT, Just discover Lagerttha from Vikings in 2:10 v:

Hace 10 horas
Robin Charles
Robin Charles

Think about it this woman hasn't felt emotion since she was very little she doesn't remember what it's like to feel so suddenly feeling emotion has got to drive her crazy

Hace 10 horas
Ella Muston
Ella Muston

Kid: *Having a seizure House: *Rolls eyes* Crap

Hace 10 horas
Andrew Holowaty
Andrew Holowaty

4:08 *"Hey! Don't touch his eye!"* *"This is an appendectomy."* *"Like I said, don't touch his eye."*

Hace 10 horas
Dino Nuggets
Dino Nuggets

"Chillax dad"

Hace 10 horas
Robert Mills
Robert Mills

God I hate people who litter

Hace 10 horas
Forleb
Forleb

"honey, I'm home"

Hace 10 horas
Damien Kendrick
Damien Kendrick

tea was deal breaker

Hace 10 horas
tehfirstpotato King
tehfirstpotato King

O \ O

Hace 11 horas
Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

That thumbnail 😂😂😂

Hace 11 horas
Bappo Jujubes
Bappo Jujubes

5:40 "I think we may have an anal hygiene violation." In layman's terms, he said: "I think they've shit their pants."

Hace 11 horas
Gizmeow The Cat
Gizmeow The Cat

"Mum, I swear! It's a show about doctors!"

Hace 11 horas
Marco McGill
Marco McGill

Tesla was robbed 😅

Hace 11 horas
Vadim Kovalev
Vadim Kovalev

21 grams per hour? Of morphine? I’m no scientist but won’t a gram kill a man?

Hace 11 horas
WimZy
WimZy

The dad looks like the evil doctor from crash bandicoot...

Hace 11 horas
Jessica
Jessica

Hehehe "Adam."

Hace 11 horas
Yussuf Hussein
Yussuf Hussein

Did you earn it? No. What an honest stripper!

Hace 12 horas
Donatari 4vlogs
Donatari 4vlogs

What is the name of this chapter in spanish?

Hace 12 horas
Jon S
Jon S

The third scene (from the pilot) was the best. If you think like House, you'll guess why.

Hace 12 horas
Ben Swine
Ben Swine

he could have squirted it out when he turned his back. the meds wouldn't even work that fast unless it was an IV injected.

Hace 12 horas
acash93
acash93

How wet was my valley lol

Hace 13 horas
Tezla 2013
Tezla 2013

It's easy, just introduce him to Elon Musk and he will feel like an idiot

Hace 13 horas
Xavier Soto
Xavier Soto

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS WEIRD

Hace 13 horas
sonidanis
sonidanis

its like arguing with nihilists on reddit

Hace 13 horas
C O
C O

Gay propaganda right there. Project population control going as planned

Hace 13 horas
Haizel Dawn
Haizel Dawn

water. the sorce for intestinal vavorite to spread! dry it out, or eat nothing and drink salty lemon water?.

Hace 13 horas
Haizel Dawn
Haizel Dawn

god is dog

Hace 13 horas
命の神私は
命の神私は

Possums are cute

Hace 13 horas
Yvonne Quinn
Yvonne Quinn

Now he leaves to start his new life as a fireman on Chicago Fire

Hace 13 horas
Harold Briones
Harold Briones

House shaving the beard became Stuart little dad.

Hace 14 horas
Roxxanne Williams
Roxxanne Williams

Not telling him will make him live with the guilt of not doing it

Hace 14 horas
Chris Trempe
Chris Trempe

At 7:05 is great

Hace 14 horas
Boy Gorgeous
Boy Gorgeous

I clicked because of the butt

Hace 14 horas
Ben Hughes
Ben Hughes

Short good life > bad long life

Hace 14 horas
horrorvictim
horrorvictim

Folger's coffee

Hace 14 horas
John Henry
John Henry

I really didn't think the kid would go full sicko mode at the end

Hace 15 horas
Larry Strange
Larry Strange

I always loved these "Story episodes" where he's telling someone else about a case

Hace 15 horas
John Henry
John Henry

Nobody: ESfilms: A Hormonal 8 year old

Hace 15 horas
simple idiot wizard
simple idiot wizard

Oh man, Hannah and her husband, although not on the show for long, were some of my favorite characters. Their love is so pure. You can see the pure relief in his face when she comes out of there. Love this episode so much.

Hace 15 horas
Jerticop
Jerticop

how fake is the blood coming from house at 2:20!!!!

Hace 15 horas
Gabriel Mayers
Gabriel Mayers

That juicy smullet sister

Hace 15 horas
Пётр Добрынин
Пётр Добрынин

I love how promiscuity is considered a psychopath trait back then

Hace 16 horas
bts and blackpink fan
bts and blackpink fan

I feel bad for house even after all the people he saved with his Crazy idea's they still seem to underestimate him

Hace 16 horas
OnWisconsin1
OnWisconsin1

3:02 😂😂😂👏🏽

Hace 16 horas
Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

The real girl is wondering if she has leukemia now and all she got as an answer was "liars lie"

Hace 16 horas
Lao
Lao

big brain plays

Hace 17 horas