Dirty Jokes That Seem Innocent To Kids (r/AskReddit)

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Jennifer Smallwood
Jennifer Smallwood

We were kids and our parents were at work, and one of my brothers called the other a "son of a b----h".  I said "Dad's not a b----h."They told me I had a point.

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Digicraftmon the Crystal Gem
Digicraftmon the Crystal Gem

I only did not get the pockets one...was it about her giving her chikd financial issues?

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1000MilesAway
1000MilesAway

Once at 10-ish years old while watching a wrestling show they were shit talking each other and one said something about his opponent having gonorrhea from his girl or something. I laughed. My younger brother asked what it means. I was about to say it's when you poop a lot before my adult sister's friend said it's a naughty thing. I was confused and embarrassed but only understood it 15 years later. I wonder what she thought of me.

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Alphanator Proton
Alphanator Proton

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" To a child it can seem normal, to an adult it's like a suicide joke.

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Cameron Mitchell1
Cameron Mitchell1

2:03 I don’t get it

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esvaequestrian
esvaequestrian

I told a blow Job joke to my 6th grade male teacher back in the 90's when I was 11. I didn't understand the joke or his reaction.

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Crystal Meyers
Crystal Meyers

Not sure it counts, since it's not dirty. But from the 1990 TMNT movie: Donatello: You're claustrophobic! Casey Jones: You want a punch to the mouth? I've never even LOOKED at another guy before! It took me a shameful amount of years to realize that this was a gay joke(if even that). As a child I was just confused, considering Casey was talking/looking at a guy(mind you a turtle, but still)

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ZDuel Mischler
ZDuel Mischler

2:44 haha

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RCoverC
RCoverC

5:28 can someone help me out on this one?

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RCoverC
RCoverC

Blah ohhh. never heard that before

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Blah
Blah

RCoverC Replace box with vag

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Konjo Akberet
Konjo Akberet

Lmbooo this is disgusting but so pure at the same time lol

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esther han
esther han

can someone explain the barbie one...

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Kimberly Kenyon
Kimberly Kenyon

Not a joke but once when I was little I had a cat that liked to be under my blanket when sleeping with me (idk how to phrase it in any other way) and once I told my mom "I have a cat between my legs." My mom understood what I meant but told me that I shouldn't say it. I didn't know any other way cat could mean at the time.

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Steven Aries
Steven Aries

The number 69

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Demi-Fiend of Time
Demi-Fiend of Time

Wacko: GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

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wawa Elias
wawa Elias

Mexicans makes tamales for Christmas so they have something to unwrap

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October Wednesday
October Wednesday

My mom was helping her good friend with her resume at her home. My moms friend lived with her disabled father. I was about 11 and was bored watching them type on the computer and walked in the living room looking for something to do.... I found over 10 different magazines of women with penis's.. I didnt know what to think and never told my mom. I immediately put the magazine I had picked up back and walked back to the other room and sat in the corner watching my mom and her friend until we left.. I'm 27 now and still scarred of that memory.

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foxlover1995
foxlover1995

my grandpa did the same thing with the elephant joke but it was when i was 13 so i kinda knew what was going on XD

Hace 3 meses
Warrior Lover
Warrior Lover

The scouting joke was too much😂😂 And to relatable for me to feel alright

Hace 3 meses
vampina the thief
vampina the thief

The fact that I'm an 11 year old and get all these jokes makes me question my reaction to sheltered people

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CHRLPTRSN
CHRLPTRSN

I didn't get Lord Farquad until now. (Lord Fuckwad, for anyone who's equally cluesless.)

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Manny Davis
Manny Davis

When I was a kid, I heard a joke on TV (Les Dawson, I think, early 70's.) My parents were there at the time. Old lady gets three wishes, goes for youth, money and her cat turned into a handsome young man. The punchline - "Don't you wish you hadn't taken me to the vet when I was a kitten." I didn't quite get it, I thought he was going to take some form of revenge on her because animals don't like going to the vet. They get poked with needles and stuff.

Hace 3 meses
Jess Small
Jess Small

When my cousin and I were about 5, we were making a talent show for the rest of our family. However, we only knew very childish jokes so us being absolute geniuses, we decided to search up “adult jokes” so ya, the joke that we thought was perfect was ““hey what are you doing?” “I’m just about to shave my pus*y, wanna come?” “Yeah””. We both got into a lot of trouble even though we had no idea what we did wrong, we literally thought it was a joke about shaving a cat

Hace 3 meses
KitttyCat Lover
KitttyCat Lover

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. It’s a suicide joke.

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ZarZar Hijinks
ZarZar Hijinks

@KitttyCat Lover yw :)

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KitttyCat Lover
KitttyCat Lover

Hugo Schmugo Okay, thanks. :)

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ZarZar Hijinks
ZarZar Hijinks

no, its not. that joke was actually meant to sound like the set up to a really funny joke ending, only for it to have a completely normal outcome. the "funny part" is that its meant to set you up to hear something genuinely funny. the only reason it doesnt work anymore, is that its been told to pretty much everyone, so the whole point of the joke gets lost by people telling it who dont even understand it themselves.

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Margerine yeehaw
Margerine yeehaw

oh. my. god.

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THE KOMEDY KING
THE KOMEDY KING

I never thought about it like that before

Hace 3 meses
Jay K
Jay K

"C'mon Bart, you're never too old to kiss your father's monitor.. Hey, that's a printer port not a finger hole"

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Limey Figdet
Limey Figdet

That moment when I still don't get some of these.

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Olivia
Olivia

Can someone explain the first one

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Francis Bonnefoy
Francis Bonnefoy

Dabloons dont drop em-spongebon square pants

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brian554xx
brian554xx

50% of lines adlibbed by Robin Williams.

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Morgan Jacobs
Morgan Jacobs

When I was about 5 or 6 I think, my mom told me that my neighbor Julia called her mom a "female dog" and me, being the stupid, innocent child that I was, said, "She called her a poodle?" My mom busted out laughing, she explained to me what the word really meant, and she also told me that poodles have more than one gender. God I was so stupid...😂

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Christel Headington
Christel Headington

One Halloween I was passing out candy, dressed as a witch. Two little girls came up, and when I had given them the candy, girl 1 said, "Thank you witch.". Girl 2 said to her."Oh don't say THAT it's a expression!".

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Sandy BoleYT
Sandy BoleYT

I'm a kid and pretty sure I can figure most of these out so P.s I have an extremely dirty mind

Hace 3 meses
Jacob Kohr
Jacob Kohr

These weren't "innocent" to kids so much as they didn't understand them.

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BunniesAndBubbles
BunniesAndBubbles

i don’t get the club the seal one can someone help

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BunniesAndBubbles
BunniesAndBubbles

Elizabeth Marks-Graham well i know what a club is i just don’t see how that’s really a dirty joke like it doesn’t seem like a common conversation topic

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Elizabeth Marks-Graham
Elizabeth Marks-Graham

Clubs are basically mini baseball bats

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Elizabeth Marks-Graham
Elizabeth Marks-Graham

BunniesAndBubbles i think it’s in Antarctica or Alaska there’s evil people who will murder seals with clubs for their meat

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Rayne X L
Rayne X L

My grandpa's favorite dinnertime joke, "Eat every bean and pea on your plate!"

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Wendy Muir
Wendy Muir

I still have my old school Mr. Bubble t shirt that says "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty."

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riffmeister101
riffmeister101

An episode of Rocco's Modern Life had a visual joke so blatant I was (and still am) amazed it made it past the censors... So, Rocco's dog, Spunky, is watching a tv show where two ostriches are dancing with each other, meanwhile, Rocco is mopping the floor. It happens that Rocco's movements are mirroring the ostriches' dance moves. Spunky notices this and in Spunky's mind the mop becomes the female ostrich. Cut to the next morning and Rocco is looking for Spunky. He checks various places, each with a comment, like the bathroom, "Hmm, not drinking from the toilet." Finally, Rocco checks the broom closet and there's Spunky. Sitting upright, back against the wall with a glazed look on his face and his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth. Next to Spunky is the mop, also leaning against the wall, with a huge puddle forming on the floor below it. Obvious what was being implied but I can only imagine the conversation between the producers and the censors: "But mops are wet, of course there's a puddle!" or some such obvious side-step-the-issue arguement. Just found a heavily edited clip. Has some bits I didn't remember but omits the tv/looking for him the next morning parts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcmGJ35VZHo

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Manny Davis
Manny Davis

I remember Heffer getting hooked up to a milking machine. He seemed to enjoy it.

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Avery Johnson
Avery Johnson

5:24 lmao can someone explain this to me I don’t get it😂

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Antisocial Nerdboy Jr
Antisocial Nerdboy Jr

Box is slang for vagina. It's a cheating joke

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Ashley Nicole
Ashley Nicole

I don’t get the troll one 🤨

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Cute Mochi
Cute Mochi

My grandparents had a p*rn dvd and they told me not to watch it and as a little kid (3-4) obviously I would do the opposite and when they went out, I played the dvd and the first thing I saw was an American girl shoveling a big s** toy up her private part and I was mortified...I was scared for life and she looked like she was in pain, so I quickly took out the dvd and never watched it again...except I still remember now and finally knew what that dvd was about TT

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Jaime Anderson
Jaime Anderson

ba-dum, TSS.

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Kai The Epic God
Kai The Epic God

I don't get the jokes.........

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wesleythomasm
wesleythomasm

The Aristocrats

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Phil Henderson
Phil Henderson

The compensation joke from Shrek

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nodnarB regzteM
nodnarB regzteM

Fun Fact: Some of the original Thomas The Tank Engine VHS tapes were narrated by Ringo Starr (The Beatles' drummer)

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Anarcoyote
Anarcoyote

I actually owned a lot of those as a kid.  No-one in my family listens to The Beatles though (I was raised on the likes of Warrant and Blondie), so I was a teenager before I realized a large portion of my childhood was narrated by a member of the most popular band to ever exist.

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TTV Joe
TTV Joe

Stop copying DANK DOODLE MEMES

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Caitlyn Carol
Caitlyn Carol

How can you tell a male snowman from a female snowman? Snow balls...I got that joke when I was 6. Yea...I'm a little messed up.

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steve denis
steve denis

Safety Doggos with out hats do the safety dance.

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XtaC
XtaC

I never got that "why is six aftaid of seven" joke can anyone explain it to me? o_o

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XtaC
XtaC

@Sherlock Watson aaaaAAAAAAH ok I had to read it outloud to get it 😂 man I'm fucking stoopid

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Sherlock Watson
Sherlock Watson

Replace the numbers with names. Why is Bill afraid of Jeff? Because Jeff ate Frank. I mean, wouldn't you be?

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This_username _is_taken
This_username _is_taken

Because 7 8 9 As in, seven ate nine

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NYD Trash
NYD Trash

My dad would always make muffins once a week and do the stupid line from Mean Girls about, “Would you like me to butter your muffin?” Yeah…when I found out what it meant…it would have been funny if he weren’t creepy in 100 other ways though.

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NYD Trash
NYD Trash

AcK KK ikr lmao.

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AcK KK
AcK KK

thats.. great..

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Iluvpie6
Iluvpie6

OH MY GOD LORD FARQUAD LORD FUCKWAD OH MY GOD

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COLIN TOSH
COLIN TOSH

Dogs will do anything for a doggy treat and I mean anything

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Fayanora Ahnabahn
Fayanora Ahnabahn

I heard a joke when I was a kid that I didn't get, and so I told some people including adults. I do not remember the joke itself, but the punchline was "the nutcracker!"

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Greyheart Labs
Greyheart Labs

Could someone explain to me the on joke about ‘why was yellow afraid of red? Because of red blue green’ joke?

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Jane Wiery
Jane Wiery

Red blew green

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Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord
Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord

Blow Job (A girl sucking a guys weiner)

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Hailey eagle
Hailey eagle

I never got the EEE humor till I was in my teens but never got to watch it anyways because my dad just absolutely despised the show. But yeah in my teens I realized the humor and how idiotic it was. I was then the one getting onto my younger brother for trying to watch it.

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Charlotte Byers
Charlotte Byers

When I was in 7th grade I was in yearbook club. My friend was in charge of interviewing the wrestling kids for quotes on the wrestling page. She interviewed this one kid who said “wrestling is the second hardest thing at practice”. Later that day she asked me what he meant and I could not stop laughing. I had to explain it to her and then I made her get a new quote from him 😭😂

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Charlotte Byers
Charlotte Byers

Wanderlust I’m- okay 😂😂 so the guy was saying his dick was the firsts hardest thing at wrestling practice and actually wrestling was the second hardest thing-

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Wanderlust
Wanderlust

Can u pls explain it lol

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Cinnamon roll up
Cinnamon roll up

Lmao "a man is not a man until he kisses the lips that do not speak" 😂😂😂

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First Name Last Name
First Name Last Name

Do you like fishsticks? 😏

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The Last Mohican
The Last Mohican

They smell wierd

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bleebleeblahblah
bleebleeblahblah

When I was younger, I got mad at my brother so I thought I would tell him to go away. I said, "go blow Joe". He beat me up. He didn't know that my little brain thought I was telling him to blow away.

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payday
payday

Eat your banana

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Bailey W
Bailey W

not sure if this counts but when my sis and i were young our parents would play 'save a horse ride a cowboy'

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Kimberly Kenyon
Kimberly Kenyon

Rides to Elementary school with that playing were the best

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Achromatic
Achromatic

As a kid I apparently sang a song with that as some of the lyrics a lot. In public. I didn’t know what it meant of course, but when I finally figured it out much MUCH later on in life I was horrified when I realized what I’d done. No wonder mom always tried to shut me up whenever I sang it.

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André Rhine-Davis
André Rhine-Davis

I don't get the troll one. I get that goblin = gobbling, but why "troll"? Is troll the name of something else?

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bleebleeblahblah
bleebleeblahblah

Noo. they're saying that the troll is a goblin because it's between the legs. So, the troll isn't a troll, it's a goblin.

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