Jesus christ that crocodile looks badass...

It should be pointed out that Nakai's is the weakest faction in the entire game

This is my favorite NOOBS GUIDE you've done. I love this whole series though

I didn't know people took warhammer seriously when you can just look at anything involving the orks. Their magic power is literally making things work because they THINK it works, like stuffing a robot full of a junk or opening a window in space to let a breeze in and both literally working perfectly. I figured those facts alone would be more than enough...

Ackchually Achilles and Ajax (specially Ajax, curiously) were far from dumb in the actual myth. So don't talk my bois down, m'kay!!!

"A world where dinosaurs can teleport and metal bikinis count as armor" so almost any mmo.

04:30. That's because it was a multi-faction GW event and they didn't want players with lizardmen armies to feel left out. ALL of the existing factions of the time were involved in the Albion event. 07:50. Orks? They're usually not tactical geniuses either. 09:07. You forget the lizardmen are a mixed band of reptiles and amphibians (see the Slann) and that even reptiles build nests (such as the gators and crocs you mentioned). So the Spawning Pools have legitimate reasons to exist.

The fish are remora.

“Which comes from the American word, for homeless...” Well, guess what I’ll be calling myself from now on. 👌

What game is this

Total War: Warhammer 2. It's on PC.

I like how he Naruto runs

Chainmail bikinis don't count as armor. Bitch Elves, even using plate bikinis, have shit for armor and drop like flies to any projectile. Which needs fixing ofc

Can you do vampires or chaos?

Kholek Suneater is being editied now.

This game is so fucking difficult I had to quit it after 5hrs

Renekton

so em like what is this game never seen it clicked it or what so ever can i get a noob guid to this game

I may be wrong but your saying nakia wrong

One of Games Workshop's favorite demographics is prebubescent boys who are just in that age when they love to see massive armies smash into each other, but are still too daft to see how stupid the lore is and too daft to understand the complexity (whenever it pokes its head outside the stupid) so Games Workshop don't have to put any effort into exploring it, leaving that responsibility to Black Library which the little twelve year olds won't bother reading anyway because books are stupid. Unfortunately, this also means that the lore has to be made appropriate for english mothers who don't want their precious little babies to be exposed to vulgar things like nudity or sex while also never questioning why their sons insist on wiping the browser history before letting their mom use the computer. And that's why we have spawning pools.

badass commentary! lol

Aren't Americans traditionally the ones who are offended by the mere mention of sex?

_Sloppy Second_ _Chuckless in Reptilian_

lol I don't get why people so mad like there are already so many dumb faction leaders lets begin this list grimmer ironside every green skin leader to ever live man Fred he doesn't have a brain he's undead its prob rotted away that one giant bird from chaos arcaon is 100% an idiot coming out of the list of Warhammer dumb leaders and in general dumb leaders Achilles I agree lu bu strong man number 7 other strong man thro few hundred more strong men in and u got urself a god danm dumb leader lol

Why are Kroxigors considered dim-witted? Crocodiles are actually very smart animals.

@Cody Bonds They've been observed cooperatively hunting in a coordinated manner, which takes a high degree of intelligence and socialisation. They've been seen baitballing fish and taking turns feeding, as well as coordinating using their different sizes to their advantage with the larger members of the group drive fish into the shallows where smaller members are waiting to cut them off. Even as solitary hunters they observe and learn the routines of their prey. Other anecdotal examples of pro-social behaviour and even affection draw previously held beliefs about them being indifferent mindless killing machines into question. Steve Irwin in particular was very outspoken about his certainty that they were smarter and gentler than what's commonly thought and he's not alone. The problem is they're very hard to study in the wild for numerous reasons but with better technology and information sharing they're now starting to get a better picture of just how smart these animals are.

I've never heard that about crocodiles. Have an example?

The script for this video is incredible......

This was 10 minutes and 15 seconds of Nakai masturbation material... And I watched it all, you glorious bastard.

This video made ma wanna play this game, and I don't even like Warhammer.

"whats cooler then a trex" Jurassic World: hmm. a larger genemodded t rex? Warhammer: you are like little baby, watch this

Nakai also automatically is given a traverse treaty the moment he encounters a new empire and no I do not mean the a pop up window I mean the treaty is in your pocket from the start because hey if a gator were passing through my yard I dont want to fuck with it also not only does Nakai make for a great lord against a formation of enemies by himself, his charge may not seem much but if he charges into a formation, you will see gibs, krox lords make for great lords with raw power also as Nakai you are automatically at war with norsca and you make great friends with the empires and Brettonia

Warhammer lore, be it fantasy or 40k, isn't dumb, it's just ridiculous to the point that trying to make sense of it becomes dumb, lol - it's not meant to make sense.

I didn't know killer croc had a cousin..

Remora, the fish is called remora

Why is this in my recommended

I dont play warhammer total war, I dont know who nakai is, but thanks to this video I know who he is and I now want to play warhammer total war. 10/10 would play the alpha chad crocodile immediately

Hey I'm brand new to the Total War series, I spent 30 hours on the Lord Mazdamundi campaign and absolutely fell in love with this game. Just picked this DLC up today, will someone please explain to me what this means exactly? "Nakai's horde unlocks units, while other hordes use global recruitment to get access to them."

@Cody Bonds Ah I see. I thought I was missing something, thanks.

Normally you build buildings in a settlement then recruit new units. Nakai is a horde faction that constantly roams and never settles. So he recruits units slightly differently.

reminds me of the guy from everquest 2 who when spawns, runs into guards and trys to fight them to just be obliterated by the guards... i wonder if he remembers every respawn and is trapped in a never ending hell, being willed to run to the guards to die.

“British sensibility“ Coming from a nation who literally banned swearing 😂🤣😂🤣😂 ok you dumb septic tank

Correction Comment: Those fish that tag onto sharks are called remora. Wingless dragons are wurms, wyverns are two legged dragons (dragons have four limbs).

John G I believe wurms lack either one set of appendages, either arms or legs I forget, or don’t have them at all. So I think drake is still correct for what the saurian would look like.

Background song?

What? Americans are tons more sensitive than the British 🤣

Great Video