American need help from a mad president!!

El Trumpo Loco LOL.

I like his dot dot dot

I would also appreciate the the government has making it easy to get medical marijuana please it helps many of my anxiety I may of never committed a crime but for it expense please prime minister Morrison it doesn't matter have to happen tonight but please don't drag your feet.

I have just one question is Donald Trump who is the President of the U.S.A. also doubles as a slam poet? If so please during whatever time he has give him a black beret and a black and white striped shirt and a microphone and let him go at it. 😅😅

Steven my dear friend thank you for your incitfull funny thought prevoking commentary say hello to Jon Stewart for me love coray coraykamiya06@gmail.com you are one of the only people that can say whatever you want to me and if I can be helpful I will

45's decree is that Steven must suffer the hell of reciting the trump twitter feed in 45's voice. The twitter feed isn't even written by 45. He has people to write it for him, so Steven isn't even mocking 45 directly, but in stead is simply dancing at 45's whim. 45 would laugh at him, but he doesn't have the time. He pays other people to laugh at Steven for him. This is the most horrific part of this whole thing. Mind rapingly horrific - 45 being an asshole and winning. He shouldn't fucking win. He's an asshole. An evil malicious hateful greedy asshole.

Stephen Colbert is absolutely drunk on the power he commands as a TV host. He's gone full-on campy sardonic humor on Trump.

I love how trump isn’t afraid to take on women kids the elderly and handicapped. But within 1 hr realized he made a mistake trying to talk tough to Putin. #nocollusion right?

Trump's not really going to fight with Russia. Every once in awhile Putin asks him to pretend that they're fighting to counteract the suspicion of collusion. Kinda like WWF wrestlers-they fake wrestle and throw insults in public but are friends behind the scenes

I don't think general Kelly's tranq worked I think Putin just called trump n said hey you better apologize for what you said

Give him a chill pill before he does something stupid oh wait to late

Jesus isn't American.

Holy fucking shit he’s going to kill us all.

7:44 that swoon

Awesome

2:10 I are doing things nobody thought possible...😂😂😭

ww3 has been going on since 15 years.

Colbert is funny. He reminds me of a young Jack Paar.

Stephen, you're on a roll tonight. That Wrestlemania bit must have left you with bruised vocal cords!

thank you trump voters: Youre going to help cause, fight, and die in WW3

That’s the same voice he uses for Alex Jones!

👏 👏 👏 bravo! Stephen Colbert is a worthy successor to the legend Dave letterman in my book 📚! Hahahahahaha!!!!!🤘😎👍

dawt dawt dawt... dawt

This whole monologue is more entertaining than actual WWE 😁

I will deport myself because I AM "smart"... holy hell hahahahaha

OMG! TRUMP IS LOSING TRACK OF HIS PERIODS! The first tweet should have ended with a period but hes so used to merging the 2 separate tweets (in his head) that he puts in the period with the ellipses! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I think this is what it was like to be a teacher... sad...

El Trumpo Loco gonna drop the Nukyular Elbow from the top rope ... if his bone spurs don't flare up.

Dry tinder! 💀💀

Stephen cuts a better promo than 95% of WWE roster.

This is dope!

what happened to the late show vids. they are sparse.

Wait, isn't that a lucha libre mask?

They just trying to look like they are against eachother, but its all apart of their plan..

No era Alf

Tu eres El f

Idon't get how Trump is still president, America u are sow stupid, used to be idol, now toilet for 95% of world jokes.

The reading of his tweets by colbert is the only truthful thing coming out of this administration.

Better than Obama's asshole licking policy.

Colbert fans are Gilligan fans that didnt evolve

The end is coming like a locomotive down a hill, Donny! You're going to be cut to pieces, son.

Greatest segment ever. However, your producers should make some research on the White Helmets to see who is funding them. There are white lies and more ominous White Helmets lies (dot, dot ,dot).

And now North Korea is at the table willing to negotiate and give up their nukes....weird

A 71 years old kid in charge of a country.

This happens when you leave grandpa alone, unattended, with the computer. Please don't skip his meds time. I also want to add, can someone please, please, disconnect the internet modem or turn off his Wi-Fi?!

Stupid Trump tweets (other than I fight back) HOW many obstruction charges does Dotard want?

I am "SMARTTT"" ☺️

when colbert met, and became best buds with john podesta, did they talk about hot dogs? obama spend $65,000 on 'pizza' and 'hot dog's' how is the price of fame stephen at home.

don't they say if you can make it in NY, you can make it anywhere? why doesn't that apply to the 58 colbert 'comedy' team? if they're bad enough (liberal) they might just make it to snl. congrats.......all it takes to make it in this town is liberalsim.

how many of the 58 colbert comedy writers does it take to make a joke? who f*cking knows....we will let you know when it happens.

colbert make fun of sex and then 'no sex'. maybe if trump turns around the economy? 37 colbert writers still say no.

El Trumpo Loco....hhahhaaaaaa way too good.

5:55 Best part.

What are you dumb yanks so shocked about. You elected Biff from back to the future...this is your president now A Crazy mafia boss psycopath. Of course there isn't a day when i don't wake up and think we jumped into another timeline but the prospect of a demonic child raping satanic cannibal would always be too much to bear. Burn in heLL for all eternity you satanic witch

US citizens should do proper research on the Syrian conflict, and they would realise it is their own country who trained the "Resistance" (mercenaries) to use chemical weapons, and that those attacks where orchestrated by the USA just to justify attacking Bashar al-Ásad forces. I do not support Bashar al-Ásad at all, Im just saying US is not fighting to help Syrian people, they just care about the strategic access to the mediterranean sea in Syria, and they dont want Rusia to control it. Sadly nobody is doing nothing for the Syrian people's interests.

USA and Russia using a country (Syria) as their proxy war just because it has a strategic access to the mediterranean sea, and nobody really does nothing to defend the Syrian people, and then we can joke around on the subject while Kids are litteraly dying. We should be more serious about it :/

Lucha Libre Colbert "El Trumpo Loco" sounds a lot like Tuck Buckford...lol

Stand online scientist vlnob confirm shelter will suit including somewhat

i look forward to colbert reading the tweets every day :D and the JFK with Trump's mind at 5:20 -- i am looking for the one where he calls Castro little beardy but i can't remember what it was

“No obstruction, (other than I fight back)”. WTH?! Does he know what the word “obstruction” means??😳😂

Russia doesn't just have troops in Syria, they were invited there by Syria so are legally there, like Iran and unlike everyone else, who is there illegally. And i'm no fan of it, but i admit where the international law stands on this

Do you know what the scary thing is? Colbert said himself, if you're scared, you're thinking is hindered. If you can laugh, you can think. Imagine how much of an effort Colbert's team put into making the Syria conflict humorous. Colbert knows WWIII isn't a joke, but the point is, it's a very critical time for all of us to be able to think right now.

I love how Stephen reads Trump’s tweets.

David Letterman left this show to this Goomba

Why ISNT John Kelly drugging him at this point? The man's a glutton, just ba ke him some brownies!

Luckily Russians used their brain and didn't shoot anything down, making Trump look like an idiot... With a bad aim.

America is so fukd up.. Its not even funny But this humor will take all the seriousness away and put the raging mind seeking justice, to rest! Enjoy your Satan leaders

New, nice and smart! Just not the 71 missiles that got shot down.

How can anyone be stupid enough to believe Trump is in charge? The Deep State wants war in Syria to force a regime change and take over the oilfields, so they fabricated a chemical weapons attack. Trump is a puppet. Unfortunately not the perfect puppet. That was Hillary.

Colbert ... you the man!

Better get use to it, his base is stronger than ever. TRUMP 2020!....

For the love of Mary. Can you please get off Twitter, and do your ### damn job?! Trump is ridiculous.

It's hard to retaliate against a launch site when the launch site is a submarine.

Holy shit I rofl'ed 😂

Anyone else find it alarmingly unlike Trump to be saying anything remotely negative about Russia?

this is funny but it shows the contempt the gop has for the electorate. why is trump allowed to persist with this embarrassing corrupt disgusting clown act?

if the world plummets into nuclear Armageddon and this clip is the last remaining evidence of our civilization I would be okay with that...

https://youtu.be/fJsmKqBHY_I

I feel like Stephen really stepped it up in this monologue AND desk segment because Martin Short was the guest. Can Martin always be the guest?????????

Who was that masked man, lmao

Seriously... who was that masked man?

didnt get the meaning behind dry tinder？

He types like a dumb six-year-old

Macho Trump cuts a better promo then Roman Reigns

Please comprehensive cold svcezo apartment arrange locate can plate cognitive.

I love this. Trump must know that long after he’s gone, Colbert will still be going strong

Lmao thanks to Stephen I finally get why the app is called tinder

OMG Trump is an idiot. “Get ready Russia”??? Was... was he alive for the last 50 yrs??? Heck I remember the Cold War and I was just a kid. wtf is this crazed madman doing in power?

WrestleMania politics the fraise coined by me..😂

Epic ending to this segment!!

When South Korea can get rid of corrupted President, but the world's most corrupted country can't get rid of a person like Trump tells a lot how serious things are toyed with...

Dry Tinder 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Putin gave the OKAY ... to Mattis. They don't tell TRUMP anything.

We certainly need to be ashamed of ourselves if the two best people we could come up with as the two main choices for president are idiots and crooks. Personally I'm not a Republican or a Democrat, I don't understand what makes Trump any worse than the previous administrations. They're all idiots and crooks. If you think one party's candidate is any better than the other then your the idiots and deserve what you get.

I guess Trump doesn't know you're supposed to draw an imaginary Red Line in the Sand first

Jesus take the wheel!

Potty mouth...

CatsMeowPaw As I agree with your comment, what would you have your average American do about this situation. If you give us a way to get rid of this horrid man, please let us know. I personally can't wait for this man to go but your average American citizen can't remove him and Congress is impotent. The only hope right now is Mueller and the info that he will disclose.

Porn, violence, corruption,if this was just a movie it’d be awesome

Trump is a freaking idiot!